They expect you to drop all your plans for them.
They have a car, but always make you drive.
They live in their car.
You’ve been dating for a year and have yet to meet them in person.
They wake up singing “Are you ready for some football?!” and you are definitely not ready for some football.
Meeting up with them gives you anxiety.
You drink and they don’t.
They drink and you don’t.
You need to lie about who you voted for.
Their baggy pants make them look shorter than they are.
You only want to stay in the relationship because you don’t want to be alone.
They call social services on your family.
They tell everyone what your genitals look like.
They compliment themselves more than you.
They hang out at a coffee shop everyday, but never buy a drink.
They wear a fanny pack ironically.
Their idea of role playing is pretending to be your parents.
They wear cowboy hats.
They believe having a child will keep you two together.
They wear underwear with holes in it.
When they think having a three-way will help hold the relationship together.