January 2012
21 posts
#361
They expect you to drop all your plans for them.
#360
They have a car, but always make you drive.
#359
They live in their car.
#358
You’ve been dating for a year and have yet to meet them in person.
#357
They wake up singing “Are you ready for some football?!” and you are definitely not ready for some football.
#356
Meeting up with them gives you anxiety.
#355
You drink and they don’t.
#354
They drink and you don’t.
#353
You need to lie about who you voted for.
#352
Their baggy pants make them look shorter than they are.
#351
You only want to stay in the relationship because you don’t want to be alone.
#350
They call social services on your family.
#349
They tell everyone what your genitals look like.
#348
They compliment themselves more than you.
#347
They hang out at a coffee shop everyday, but never buy a drink.
#346
They wear a fanny pack ironically.
#345
Their idea of role playing is pretending to be your parents.
#344
They wear cowboy hats.
#343
They believe having a child will keep you two together.
#342
They wear underwear with holes in it.
#341
When they think having a three-way will help hold the relationship together.
