August 2011
27 posts
#275
They isolate you from your family.
#274
You have children with them, but they don’t want to be in their lives.
#273
They think their time is more important than yours.
#272
You don’t agree with their lifestyle.
#271
They don’t agree with your lifestyle.
#270
Their friends make up lies about you.
#269
They refuse to cooperate.
#268
Their friends are trying to get rid of you.
#267
You feel inadequate.
#266
You’re afraid of them.
#265
They’re famous.
#264
They join a biker gang.
#263
They have a comb-over.
#262
They are in prison.
#261
They control your eating habits.
#260
They are best friends with your boss.
#259
They still dress like they’re in high school.
#258
They party without you.
#257
They don’t see you as a sexual object.
#256
They refuse to pull their financial weight.
#255
When you fear they are going to put dead animals on your front porch.
#254
To say “I love you” they leave $40 cash on your car.
#253
When they freak out on you at your work.
#252
They are using you for your looks.
#251
When you can relate your current relationship to many Sex and the City episodes.
#250
You have started looking up to Roseanne Barr as a role model.
#249
When eating Del Taco alone is better than spending time with them.
