July 2011
45 posts
#248
When you find your own dirty underwear hanging in their public storage unit.
#247
You fart because you just don’t care.
#246
They have a Valley Girl accent.
#245
They think their job is more important than yours.
#244
They don’t pick up your calls.
#243
They sleep with a teddy bear.
#242
They don’t want to resolve issues.
#241
They are uptight.
#240
They think they are more intelligent than you.
#239
They don’t dance.
#238
They don’t have a scent.
#237
They wear cutoff sleeves to a wedding.
#236
They take life too seriously.
#235
Too much cologne/perfume.
#234
They tell more to their hairdresser, bartender, landlord, etc. than to you.
#233
They’re high maintenance.
#232
They obsessively use hand sanitizer.
#231
They don’t like Mexican food.
#230
You can smell their genitals on you and it’s disgusting.
#229
They harass you via text.
#228
They keyed your car.
#227
They are mean to your kids.
#226
You are frequently woken up by them screaming at the television.
#225
They only listen to Reggae.
#224
They are a traveling salesman.
#223
They name drop.
#222
They only listen to techno.
#221
They don’t know who The Beatles are.
#220
You’re not happy anymore.
#219
You don’t feel comfortable around them.
#218
They use baby talk.
#217
They don’t drink water.
#216
They don’t eat vegetables.
#215
They join a drag show and didn’t tell you.
#214
They have intense road rage.
#213
Their job is their life.
#212
They are anorexic and don’t want to get help.
#211
If they actually enjoy the candy Whoppers.
#210
They think silly string is funny.
#209
You catch them sexting someone under the age of 18.
#208
They refuse to make phone calls.
#207
Their only source of income is donating blood, plasma, or sperm.
#206
They get mad when Carl’s Jr. doesn’t give them enough ranch dressing.
#205
You just found out you’re second cousins.
#204
They cheated on their ex with you.
