They steal your car.
You go down on them just to “get it over with”.
You’re starting to enjoy traveling for work.
You are constantly drunk dialing your ex.
The money runs out.
You stop caring about your hygiene.
You only like them when you’re high.
You can’t tell when they’re high.
You feel trapped.
You only like them when they’re high.
You rather watch golf with your cousins grandpa than talk to them.
Everyone has called them a loser and you’re finally believing them.
You regularly think about all the other people you rather have children with.
They make you believe they are the best you’ll ever get.
You feel bitter.
When their aunt dies and you still go to the bar.
Their video game playing makes you angry on a deep level.
You’re happy about going to a funeral because you’ll have some alone time.