January 2011
18 posts
#59
They steal your car.
#58
You go down on them just to “get it over with”.
#57
You’re starting to enjoy traveling for work.
#56
You are constantly drunk dialing your ex.
#55
The money runs out.
#54
You stop caring about your hygiene.
#53
You only like them when you’re high.
#52
You can’t tell when they’re high.
#51
You feel trapped.
#50
You only like them when they’re high.
#49
You rather watch golf with your cousins grandpa than talk to them.
#48
Everyone has called them a loser and you’re finally believing them.
#47
You regularly think about all the other people you rather have children with.
#46
They make you believe they are the best you’ll ever get.
#45
You feel bitter.
#44
When their aunt dies and you still go to the bar.
#43
Their video game playing makes you angry on a deep level.
#42
You’re happy about going to a funeral because you’ll have some alone time.
