Their ideal partner is someone who will do everything for them.
You have to fake it when you hear their poetry.
The only date they have taken you on is a trip to the drive through.
You constantly have to tell them who you’re with and why you are with them.
They expect you to drop all your plans for them.
They have a car, but always make you drive.
They live in their car.
You’ve been dating for a year and have yet to meet them in person.
They wake up singing “Are you ready for some football?!” and you are definitely not ready for some football.
Meeting up with them gives you anxiety.
You drink and they don’t.
They drink and you don’t.
You need to lie about who you voted for.
Their baggy pants make them look shorter than they are.
You only want to stay in the relationship because you don’t want to be alone.
