1001 Reasons Why You Should Break Up

The reasons why you are with your mate are deeply personal and complex.

Sometimes the reasons why you shouldn't be with them are not complex at all.

#416

They get mad at you due to your race.

#415

They deny the Holocaust. 

#414

They don’t know how to use an oven.

#413

They want to talk to you like a baby during sex.

#412

You met them on Onlinebootycall.com.

#411

They spent most of their teenage years behind bars.

#410

They have raped someone.

#409

Your friends hate them.

#408

They want to defecate outdoors.

#407

They pee in front of the bar you are about to walk into… in front of the bouncer. 

#406

You’re afraid of them.

#405

You have to lie to them about what you are eating because they will judge you.

#404

You find yourself fantasizing about disgusting people.

#403

They aren’t attracted to you anymore. 

#402

They think BIll Clinton is still president.