1001 Reasons Why You Should Break Up

The reasons why you are with your mate are deeply personal and complex.

Sometimes the reasons why you shouldn't be with them are not complex at all.


They wear socks with sandals.


They become more and more unattractive with each passing day.


They think you are their soulmate but you don’t.


They don’t know when to shut the fuck up.


They talk too much.


They think you’re a distraction.


Your grades have dropped since you began dating.


They don’t want to know who your parents are.


They think they’re fake British accent actually sounds good.


They willingly wear rhinestones.


They are too normal.


They don’t cook and don’t understand why they should.


They don’t pay for anything.


Borderline personality disorder.


Their best friend has had sex with all of your friends.