They get mad at you due to your race.
They deny the Holocaust.
They don’t know how to use an oven.
They want to talk to you like a baby during sex.
You met them on Onlinebootycall.com.
They spent most of their teenage years behind bars.
They have raped someone.
Your friends hate them.
They want to defecate outdoors.
They pee in front of the bar you are about to walk into… in front of the bouncer.
You’re afraid of them.
You have to lie to them about what you are eating because they will judge you.
You find yourself fantasizing about disgusting people.
They aren’t attracted to you anymore.
They think BIll Clinton is still president.