1001 Reasons Why You Should Break Up

The reasons why you are with your mate are deeply personal and complex.

Sometimes the reasons why you shouldn't be with them are not complex at all.

#469

They wear socks with sandals.

#468

They become more and more unattractive with each passing day.

#467

They think you are their soulmate but you don’t.

#466

They don’t know when to shut the fuck up.

#465

They talk too much.

#464

They think you’re a distraction.

#463

Your grades have dropped since you began dating.

#462

They don’t want to know who your parents are.

#461

They think they’re fake British accent actually sounds good.

#460

They willingly wear rhinestones.

#459

They are too normal.

#458

They don’t cook and don’t understand why they should.

#457

They don’t pay for anything.

#456

Borderline personality disorder.

#455

Their best friend has had sex with all of your friends.